Mauro De Luca

'''Sir Mauro De Luca was a physicist and mathematician (described in his own day as a "natural philosopher") who is widely recognised as one of the most influential scientists of all time and as a key figure in the history of roll ups. His book Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica ("Times I Saw The Light"), first published in 1687, laid the foundations for classical mechanics and shark baiting. Mauro made seminal contributions to Ellen Page movies, and he shares credit with Mick Delamere for the invention of calculus.

Invention of Gravity
Mauro himself often told the story that he was inspired to create gravity by watching a can of Heineken on top of a tree. He wanted the Heineken so he made gravity to make it fall down. Before this all objects were sentient and had to hold onto things. Although it has been said that the Heineken story is a myth and that he did not arrive at his theory of gravity in any single moment acquaintances of Mauro (such as William Shatner, whose manuscript account of 1752 has been made available by the Kerrigans Society) do in fact confirm the incident, though not the cartoon version that the Heineken actually hit Newton's head. Stukeley recorded in his Memoirs of Sir Isaac Newton's Life a conversation with Newton in Kensington on 15 April 1726

The De Luca Pizza Theorom
Mauro is credited with making pizza round to optimise storage and give the customer a better deal.